Archive for May, 2007



Sunday, May 20th, 2007
What The F*!@

MedusaOkay, now this is just wrong on too many level. What’s up with going to the chiropractor, and ending up worse off AFTER you leave than you were when you frickin’ GOT there?!

I am, what? Stuck in bed…on a beautiful Sunday…and I’d rather *tj ranting* be playing RACQUETBALL! But noooooo, I’m sitting here, my back twinging in horrific pain *woe is me* and my daughter is trying to pull my stiff ass out of bed. Why? ‘Cause I can’t quite make it by myself without falling flat on my face.

This is almost as bad as going to the hair dresser needing a simple wash ‘n set, and coming home looking like Medusa!

Ever had any unexpected (and hopefully funnier than mine) things happen when you went somewhere expecting one thing only to get another? You know, like going to the dentist expecting a simple cleaning, and coming home with a root canal? Or going to the spa for a special day out, only to find out you’re allergic to whatever they put on your face and now your whole head is swollen like the Pillsbury Doughboy?

And if you tell…we promise we’ll laugh with you…not at you!

TJ

Saturday, May 19th, 2007
Saturday Update and A Blather about Menages…

Let’s see… I sold the final two Cascadia Wolves books - Wolf Unbound (Tegan’s story) and Standoff (Cade’s book) this week! Angie, my fabulous editor at Samhain tells me it looks like WU will be out in February and Standoff later on. I don’t have exact dates yet but I’ll update when I do.

I’ve started writing a quickie, Celebration For The Dead - Connor and Minx’s story - you meet them both in Vengeance Due. She’s a human vampire hunter and he’s a vampire - hunter of oathbreaker vampires. Heat, angst, sex - you know the drill, LOL!

And now - Boy Meets Girl…Meets Boy…

Menages. I love them. I’ve written six of them and I love the depth of emotion created by a threesome (I haven’t done four or more, too unwieldy for my tastes although I don’t mind reading them!). For me, when I write, there are several keys I try to always keep in mind:

1. Believability - as in give the reader a reason to believe this would work. I’ve read a lot of menages and thought, “why? I’m supposed to just accept a threesome with these two alpha males and one woman would work without any jealousy, negotiation, hurt feelings, anger or emotion?” If it’s just for fucking, write a menage scene in the book but keep the story line focused on a couple as the romance. If you expect me as a reader to believe a menage, give me a reason to. (It can be a whole host of things. In Tri Mates, it’s metaphysical for instance. In Battlefront, the partial I just finished, it’s due to the circumstances of the three people and the intensity of attraction between them all)

2. Each character needs to be individual and strong in their own right. A lot of menages tend to make one male really strong and the other is just a cock in waiting, or worse, carbon copies of each other. It’s hard enough in a book with a couple to write strong, memorable characters but in a menage, you’ve got to create two heroes who are compelling for different reasons.

3. Don’t forget the story. As in, unless it’s straight erotica or porn, it has to be more than just sex scenes. A menage book still needs actual plot.

Anyway, these are my guideposts - I’m sure every author and every reader has their own preferences.

Which leads me to another thing - boytouching! - I’ve just finished a partial for Battlefront - this is an MFM menage but the men in the story are also together. Together together. Heh. When I write menages, I generally have contact between the men. Sometimes it’s more of a, “hmm, what is this like?” such as I wrote in Tri Mates and it grows into a natural progression of the relationship. Other times, I write it as independent attraction like in Battlefront when the two men have a deep friendship (and occasional sex) before she enters the picture. Generally, when I write MM, I do it through a woman’s eyes. I like that, it’s why I write it that way. There are some scenes she doesn’t see in Battlefront in the beginning of the story, but after that, she’s part of every one. I like the woman as the bridge between the two men. There are times when it just doesn’t work out, like in something my agent is reading now - a menage of two straight, non-bi curious men and one woman. I just write each story as it comes to me and try and stay true to who my characters are.

Anyway, I try to approach each story differently. There are many stories and many characters in them and they all need to be told differently. I don’t use a formula (three DP scenes, two oral, etc), I just write what makes sense to me. Sometimes the book will have a lot of individual scenes between two of the three characters with just a few threesome scenes, other times, the balance goes the other way.

So, I’m asking you all - what are the things you like in menages? Don’t like? Do you likey the boykissing or no?

Friday, May 18th, 2007
The Week in Review

An eventful one, that’s for sure.

In writing news, SNAP! is no longer with Triskelion Publishing, and I have sent the manuscript off to my agent. Fingers crossed that I find a new home for my condom heiress story very soon.

I’ve been working on edits for PLAYING TO WIN (formerly known as Lane’s Love Child). This romantic suspense is coming out with Cerridwen Press. I’m not sure of a release date yet. Note to self - must get ass into gear over weekend. No more procrastinating!

Frauke from Croco Design is busy working on my website and I’ve been sending her info this week for the updated site.

Mr. Munro took me off to the specialist today. She was really pleased with my progress after surgery and said I looked well. I need to do some diagnostic tests next week and have another checkup in ten days. I’m allowed to start riding my bike whenever I feel ready. Yay! The four walls were starting to close in on me.

First project for next week is a Quickie Halloween story for Ellora’s Cave. I started it the week before and it won’t take much to finish. I’m aiming to finish by next weekend and will go on to complete my fourth Middlemarch story as soon as the halloween story is done.

I’m reading The Warrior by Heather Grothaus at the moment, with a swag of paranormal reads to follow. I’d gone off historicals a bit because I was sick of regency set ones, but this year I’ve started reading them again.

What’s everyone doing for the weekend?

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
It’s Thursday! (plus Samhain Blog Winner!)

FIRST, the winner Wednesday’s Samhain “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” blog contest is…JACKIE! Send me an e-mail at tj@tjmichaels.com and we’ll get your prize squared away. Congratulations!


Thirteen Things I Always Plan To Do On The Weekend…But Never Do!
Author, T.J. Michaels

1) Weed the garden (yeah, right!)
2) Take a nap
3) Sleep in
4) Work out (ROFL!)
5) Wash my car (daaaaahhhh!!)
6) Not fuss at my kids to clean their rooms
7) Stay off the computer
8) Have a decent breakfast
9) Read a good book that’s NOT romance
10) Study Japanese with my daughter
11) Dust around the house
12) Go ice skating
13) Eat something other than butter smothered waffles (Mmmm! Yumm!)

Link up so I can visit you, then leave me a post, m’kay?

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007
Titilating Tuesday

So um yeah, blah blah blah. I feel sort of numb these days. I’ve been rushing and writing and revising and editing pretty much nonstop, even through a particularly horrible cold and now everything is off my plate and where it needs to be. I don’t quite know what to do next. My agent has multiple things in play, I’ve got stuff waiting to be heard back on at Samhain - it’s all just wait and see.

I have a contracted book to finish up for Samhain, I have an idea for a quickie for EC - shrug, both deadlines are a bit of time from now so there’s no hurry. I could actually take some time off, I rarely do that, but I’m feeling creatively awake just now. I hate not knowing!

Ascension and Making Chase will both be out in less than a month, whee! I’ve got excerpts up at my yahoo and messageboard should anyone want to check them out.

Speaking of releases, Anya Bast’s Whisper of the Blade is out tomorrow from EC! This is her novella that connects to the universe in Sword and Crown and it’s sooo good!

Sunday, May 13th, 2007
Happy Mother’s Day!

…to all the mom’s and mom’s to be.

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Happy Mother’s Day!!

Eventhough I’m working on day-job stuff today, I’ve decided I’m going to be in a good mood no matter what. I’ve got to spectacular kids, my hopes and dreams are unfolding in front of my eyes, and life is generally good…even if I did make myself go play racquetball and thought I was gonna pass out on the floor! My god, it’s amazing what sitting on your ass all the time will do. I sit at the day job. I get home and sit to write. I’m sitting right now while I’m typing this blog. I used to be a bodybuilder and fitness nut. And now that I’ve not had or made time to exercise, my back hurts, my butt hurts, my head hurts. So, it’s time to get up and get busy even if it kills me, damn it!

Thank you to all of you who support us authors, who buy our books, come to our events, and make comments on our blog. You’re all so awesomely (I know it’s not a word, but work with me here) cool I just love ya to pieces!

CONTEST - We’ve gotten lots of entries in the HARRY WEDNESDAY CONTEST! So keep ‘em coming. Make sure you send your entry to contests@tjmichaels.com (click on the Harry Wednesday Contest post or visit my website’s ‘The Scoop’ page for details).

And now, something funny for you. (WARNING: Blonde joke follows. If you’re a brunette and you’re offended because we didn’t post a brunette joke, well, er, sorry. *wink*)

LESSON TO HUSBANDS - A man left for work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire pay check.

When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?" He replied, "That would be fine with me."

Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.

BLONDE PILOT - A blonde pilot decided she wanted to learn how to fly a helicopter. She went to the airport, but the only one available was a solo-helicopter. The Instructor figured he could let her go up alone since she was already a pilot for small planes and he could instruct her via radio.

So up the blonde went. She reached 1,000 feet and everything was going smoothly. She reached 2,000 feet. The blonde and the Instructor kept talking via radio. Everything was running smoothly. At 3,000 feet the helicopter suddenly came down quickly! It skimmed the top of some trees and crash landed in the woods. The Instructor jumped into his jeep and rushed out to see if the blonde was okay.

As he reached the edge of the woods, the blonde was walking out.

"What happened?" the Instructor asked. "All was going so well until you reached 3,000 feet. What happened then?"

"Well," began the blonde, "I got cold. So I turned off the big fan.

Have a wonderful Sunday and Mother’s Day!!

TJ

Saturday, May 12th, 2007
Saturday Stuff

Let’s see - oh there’s a contest at my blog, check it out.

I’m working a lot and finally seeing daylight with this cold (ugh!). Finished up edits on Fire and Rain, awaiting edits on Making Chase and I’m working on a revision of a story for my agent too. I’m hoping at some point I’ll be able to read some of the great books I brought back from RT.

It’s been a few weeks of great highs and a few lows (blech, rejections suck) but it’s all part of the process. It’s about keepin on and keeping positive. Not that you can’t have low points, it happens, but that’s not what I mean.

Anyway, this next week here and at my LD blog I’m going to write about process here and there, I’m not an expert or anything, and they won’t be “one true way” posts - just some basic stuff I do.

I hope you all have a great weekend!

Thursday, May 10th, 2007
TJ’s Thurday Thirteen


ThirteenVery General Overall Things about Author, T.J. Michaels

1…. Today is my BIRTHDAY!
2…. I can SING! For real!
3…. My favorite action movie is 13th Warrior (it’s really because Antonio Banderas is in it).
4…. I like hiking…though I hardly ever get to go.
5…. I have just discovered racquetball!
6…. I don’t like chick flicks…except for My Big Fat Greek Wedding and My Super Ex-Girlfriend.
7…. Carlos Mencia is funny as hell.
8…. I love scuba diving, but don’t like swimming!
9…. I love Japan, though I haven’t been there yet.
10…. Comedy is like medicine - good for the soul!
11…. I need a *!@#$! vacation!
12…. My favorite blog subject was about eggs.
13…. Cajun food is from GOD!

Links to other Thursday Thirteens!

1. J.C. Wilder

2. Lauren Dane

2. Night Whispers Authors

Get the Thursday Thirteen code here!

I will link to everyone who participates and leaves a link to their 13 things.


Wednesday, May 9th, 2007
Harry Wednesday - CONTEST!

CONTEST TIME! Now who would have thought Harry Potter and romantic fiction would team up? But yep, you saw it here first - Harry Potter Contest!

To enter, all you have to do is send me an e-mail to contests@tjmichaels.com (note the ’s’ on the ends of contests) and answer the following question: “If I had the ability to do magic, I would…” It can be anything at all - the more outrageous the better!

We’ll pick two winners. You get your choice of a print or eBook copy of CARINIAN’S SEEKER, a deck of the newest and coolest cards ever, and some gorgeous bookmarks designed by Ms. Frauke. CONTEST IS FROM MAY 9th TO MAY 23rd. Winner announced MAY 30th.

In the meantime, to get your Harry fix, you can pre-order from Amazon.com - Just click on the graphic below!



Tuesday, May 8th, 2007
Titilating *cough* Tuesday

Oh gawd am I sick. Sigh. I fought this off before RT but all that smoke, the late nights and irregular eating caught up with me and now I am one large germ. My voice is croaky, I’m feverish and achy. And of course, now is the time to have to finish up a project, LOL!!

I was just chatting with Megan who pointed me toward a Marilyn Manson video. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I knew I shouldn’t have looked but I did anyway and now I’m emotionally scarred. In fact I think I may need intensive therapy to get over eight minutes of MM and his teenaged girlfriend actually having sex on camera, her wearing heart shaped Lolita glasses and licking a knife. OH! She’s so hardcore! She licks knives! There’s the obligatory raining blood scene and oh, a scene where the hood of the car is on fire and they drive off a cliff. Oh they are so cool! Her parents must be so proud - especially of the porny sex moans. Eeek!

I don’t understand it and I write sex. But you know, more isn’t better, shocking isn’t sexy, it’s just too much. Still, even as I cringed I could not look away. I’m afraid to close my eyes now though.

I need more dayquil and a blanket to pet as I rock back and forth and try to forget…