This is too funny! Anyone ever wanted to be an inventor? Ever wonder how you can do it? Well, just think of the silliest thing you possibly can, draw up some schematics for it and submit it to the patent office. And TA-DA! You’re an inventor.
Check this out! 
#10.The Flatulence Deodorizer
Filed in April 2000, the flatulence deodorizer “discloses a pad to be worn by a user for absorbing gas due to flatulence.”
#9.Method And Device For Recognition of a Collision With a Pedestrian
The days of plowing your car into things and not knowing whether or not it was a living person are finally over!
#8.Animal Ear Protectors 
Do you have a dog with long, floppy ears, and if so, do you give it food? And if you give it food, is it always getting its long, floppy ears covered in the food that you give it? Is this actually a serious problem that you have to deal with? If so, you should write a letter to your local pet accessory manufacturer and let them know about US Patent #4233942.
For the rest of the 10 Most Ridiculous Inventions, click HERE and enjoy a laugh on me!
TJ
TJ - there are times when I could do with #10. Men! OMG, I just heard him in the kitchen. Talk about bad timing
by Shelley Munro November 30th, 2007 at 12:28 pm