Oh my email makes me smile. First, a nice girl, Judee is her name, assures me she’s sad because she has so many lovely pictures of herself to share with me if only I’d email her back! Isn’t that nice?
Another fine young man has graduated from business school and wishes to be my personal assistant! And guess what? He’s also recently come into a huge amount of money and if I just help him by sending him the exact amount in US dollars, he’ll transfer it back to me. What a good boy. His mother must be proud.
Cornell has something exciting to tell me about these pills he took that enlarged his genitalia! Now he’s a total rock star in bed and he can do the same for me and my very small penis.
The real stuff though - awesome with sprinkles. Thanks so much to every one of who who takes the time to write me about my books, I appreciate it so much and it truly makes my day.
I also get books and funny pictures and delete the loop flotsam that makes me wonder why people don’t seem to get the idea that just because we write erotic romance doesn’t mean we shouldn’t remember that not all subjects are appropriate at any old time (and some, my darlings, some - NEVER).
By the way, I’m at 73K words in Battlefront. SQUEEEE!
