I just went to pick my kids up from school, or rather the two older ones, the wee monster is home with me all day. Anyway, my house is now filled with this:
Son #1 to Wee monster - “Why are you bothering me? I’m trying to do my homework.”
Me: “Leave your brother alone and let him finish his work.”
Son #2 “I have this Pokemon and he does blahalahababalahlalabala and has blah HP”
Son #1 - “Really? Is that *insert name of Pokemon I don’t care about here*”
Me - “Kids, leave your brother alone! Do your homework!”
Wee one - giggles and tells oldest brother to open the clamshell jewelry case she found earlier just like the tyrant she is
Text from Husband who offers to stop at market on the way home from work
I text back, promising sexual favors in return
More chaos from kids, breaking my little moment with my dude.
Me - “sigh”
Wee one - “Momma, what are those lines around your eyes?”
Me - “sigh. Wrinkles. Go away and leave your brother alone”
Wee one - “oh. Do they hurt? can we watch Max and Ruby? Can I have a popsicle? I want to wear my princess dress.”
My life? She is so glamorous
LOL - at least you’ll have someone to look after you when you get older. You can get your own back then or maybe when they get to the boyfriend/girlfriend stage. Incriminating baby photos are always good…
by Shelley Munro February 27th, 2008 at 1:40 amlol…me and my youngest watched video clips of her when she was 1 dancing all over the house(she’s 4) She thought she was hilarious then proceeded in mimicking her younger self. :)
by danette February 27th, 2008 at 3:32 amI just talked to my kids from work. My youngest is supposed to be working on his Japanese. My oldest is supposed to be doign her college school work. They are supposed to be keeping each other on task. Instead…they’re both just laying around “chilling” as they told me. Aaaahhh! *chuckle*
TJ
by TJ February 27th, 2008 at 2:03 pmLOL! Sounds like my house.
by Kris February 27th, 2008 at 7:23 pm